I Rub My Meat - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL and he's betting your grandmother

and he's betting your grandmother doesn't

Green distressed block text reads "ROLLERS" in an arched layout

Golden-yellow numerals "18" and "90" flank the mascot

Gingerbread men smile through structural failure like tiny frosted sociopaths

I Rub My Meat - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL and he's betting your grandmotherGrilling enthusiasts who announce they rub their meat are just exhibitionists with a plausible alibi and a spice rack. The 1950s clip art is doing more legal defense work than most attorneys. The Details: Distressed white hand brushed script reads "I Rub My Meat" across the upper portion. A vintage 1950s clip art illustration in white depicts a man in a chef's hat and apron grilling with tongs over a barbecue, a bowl of seasoning rub and spice bottles