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" Curved white text along the bottom reads "BASEBALL CLUB" with "CLASS C" centered beneath

One muttered command turns any roadside confrontation into a physics lesson about fist meeting face

Cows playing poker while visibly baked is the only honest portrayal of a Thursday night card game ever put on record

Catching a bullet and turning it into a power move is Wyatt Earp's entire emotional vocabulary

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