Only You Can Prevent Dumpster Fires Randy the Racoon T-Shirt legalize freedom CHEST XS (inches) 32 ⅜

CHEST XS (inches) 32 ⅜ S (inches) 34 ⅝ M (inches) 37 L (inches) 40 ⅛ XL (inches) 43 ¼ 2XL (inches) 46 ½

Twill-taped neck and shoulders for durability

That's the year it all kicked off

All this despite countless hours of circlejerk lectures by self-important scholastic shut-ins inside their weird authoritarian conclave

Only You Can Prevent Dumpster Fires Randy the Racoon T-Shirt legalize freedom CHEST XS (inches) 32 ⅜Randy has seen what happens when people stop paying attention. Only You Can Prevent Dumpster Fires is a funny raccoon t shirt for people who understand that civilization is mostly a thin layer of rules, snacks, and someone remembering to keep the lid closed. Part public service announcement, part trash panda forest ranger, part shirt for anyone who has ever looked around and thought, Well, this could go worse. Soft, lightweight, and easy to wear, this