Be Nice to Scientists T-Shirt | Laboratory Safety Humor | Scientific Revenge Apparel Color:Black This ingeniously designed shirt features

This ingeniously designed shirt features a classic winged V-twin engine that appears to exist in multiple quantum states simultaneously

this shirt declares your commitment to evidence-based decision making and a healthy skepticism toward any claim lacking a proper control group

with the floor excelling only at the latter

Tear-edge border printed directly into the design using proprietary "Quantum Edge™" technology

Be Nice to Scientists T-Shirt | Laboratory Safety Humor | Scientific Revenge Apparel Color:Black This ingeniously designed shirt featuresDescription Practice prudent laboratory diplomacy with our "BE NICE TO SCIENTISTS" public safety announcement because apparently someone looked at the combination of advanced chemical knowledge, access to experimental equipment, and the kind of systematic thinking that turns "minor workplace irritation" into "carefully documented hypothesis about optimal revenge methodologies" and thought, "You know what? Maybe we should encourage basic courtesy