Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Opened during the great bowling

Opened during the great bowling boom of the 1950s and 1960s

The word "please" is just there so nobody can technically call you rude while you refuse to participate in civilization

Distressed white text reads "24 HOUR SERVICE

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Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Opened during the great bowlingEstablishing an alibi at a social gathering suggests a level of premeditation that most party guests reserve for choosing a parking spot. Somewhere a Dateline producer just narrated your arrival in a deeply concerned tone. The Details: Distressed white block text in a bold sans serif font reads "JUST HERE TO ESTABLISH AN ALIBI" across three lines, centered with a weathered screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring