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They're too cool for that

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so maybe Picasso wouldn’t like them after all

But you already knew that

The King Krampus | Krampus Print Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly Size:M They're too cool for thatHere are the definitive rankings of who would win in various scenarios Santa vs. Krampus: Brownie bake off: Santa Special brownie bake off: Krampus Arm Wrestling: Krampus Leg Wrestling: Santa (holding up that belly? you don't skip leg day) Wooing the lady of the house: It's a damn tie is mommy kissing Santa Claus? or is Krampus coming down that chimney? You decide.