I Don't Work Here - Unisex T-Shirt allentown Khakis and a helpful demeanor

Khakis and a helpful demeanor are apparently all it takes to get conscripted into unpaid retail work by strangers

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I Don't Work Here - Unisex T-Shirt allentown Khakis and a helpful demeanorKhakis and a helpful demeanor are apparently all it takes to get conscripted into unpaid retail work by strangers. Announcing your employment status preemptively is just self defense at Target. The Details: Distressed white stacked text in bold rounded serif typography reads "I Don't Work Here" across three centered lines. The lettering has a weathered, vintage screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun