Well Hung Christmas - Unisex Hoodie ballinger Curved text below reads "ROCKFORD

Curved text below reads "ROCKFORD

Inspired by Ricky Ricardo and his Orchestra from I Love Lucy

Arched white text reads "JUST HERE FOR" above "THE BALL DROP

Half the mainland has been mentally relocating to Hawaii ever since discovering you can skip the frostbite

Well Hung Christmas - Unisex Hoodie ballinger Curved text below reads "ROCKFORDStockings hung by the chimney with care have never needed a double entendre, but here we are. Plausible deniability doing more heavy lifting than Santa's entire reindeer fleet. The Details: Bold white rounded text reads "Well Hung" in a retro style. Below, a distressed illustration depicts an oversized golden yellow stocking with a white fur cuff hanging from a brick fireplace mantel draped in green pine garland with small wrapped gifts tucked in. Fit