Lawn Enforcement Officer - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Distressed white sans-serif text below

Distressed white sans-serif text below reads "HIGH SCHOOL

Green monochrome pixel art depicts an ox hitched to a covered wagon

Distressed white serif text reads "CHAMPION" above "HONG KONG" and "1988" at the base

Inspired by Conan the Barbarian

Lawn Enforcement Officer - Unisex Hoodie Size:XL Distressed white sans-serif text belowLawn enforcement officers carry the full weight of federal authority, except the jurisdiction ends at the property line and the only crime is letting crabgrass go unpunished. Somewhere a dad just pinned this badge on and saluted his own reflection in the storm door. The Details: Distressed golden yellow eagle with spread wings sits above bold serif text reading "LAWN" and "ENFORCEMENT." A shield shaped badge contains a push mower silhouette centered