You Should See The Size of My Sack - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL but the Dons burned bright

but the Dons burned bright enough in Riverside to earn remembering

all rendered in a weathered 1950s rock and roll band typography style

" A cartoon king character with a golden crown

and a healthy disregard for FCC regulations

You Should See The Size of My Sack - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL but the Dons burned brightSanta hauling a box twice his size is just plausible deniability for the oldest locker room brag in holiday history. One second of squinting at the text and suddenly everybody at the party needs a much larger glass of wine. The Details: A vintage hand drawn illustration in red depicts Santa Claus struggling to carry a comically oversized wrapped gift box topped with a bow, rendered with weathered screen print texture. Distressed red block text below