Coliseum - Tampa, FL - Vintage Roller Rink - Women's T-Shirt western That apostrophe is doing more

That apostrophe is doing more heavy lifting than anyone wearing this shirt ever will

Caffeine dependency rebranded as a simple recipe instruction is the most honest self-assessment anyone has ever put on their chest

Distressed white text below reads "I'VE ONLY HAD ONE" in a bold

Golden-yellow circular badge with blue concentric ring borders displays arched blue text reading "GROUNDHOG ROLLER RINK" along the top and "PUNXSUTAWNEY

Coliseum - Tampa, FL - Vintage Roller Rink - Women's T-Shirt western That apostrophe is doing moreAlligators wearing top hats and roller skates represent the peak of mid century Florida branding decisions that no focus group could have improved. Sixty years of flea market irony only proved the original commitment was unbeatable. The Details: Curved red text reads "COLISEUM SKATING RINK" around the top of a yellow bordered circular emblem. A mid century cartoon alligator in a black top hat and roller skates glides in profile past a green palm tree,